|
smurf post
mortem
|
|
|
| basics |
| home: | everywhere |
| gender: |
moot |
| d.o.d.: |
march 20, 2002 |
| a.k.a.: |
the murf murf doG rest his soul, the dearly departed murf murf |
| job: |
haunting the murf murf's
fellow wastiffs, giving doG advice |
| hobbies: |
the
paleolithic era |
| goals: |
a day trip to
hell |
| turn-ons: |
seraphim |
| favorites |
| food: |
chocolate,
pickled herring, hot fudge sundaes, 30 pound filets mignon |
| appendage: |
wings |
| activity: |
sneaking up
on doG & sniffing hiS butt |
| color: | the infinite
light |
| aromas: |
any of the
excellent odors that waft up from hell |
| song: |
blinded by
the light |
| book: |
fanny hill |
| twolegged: |
the ones that
aren't dead |
| time: |
always |
| jeopardy category: |
we play
wheel of fortune here |
| movie: |
anything with
steven seagall |
| OS: |
inanima2000 |
| wwf star: |
mike tyson after he realizes that's his true calling |
| unfavorites |
| twolegged: |
all the dead ones |
| fourlegged: |
keeper |
| invention: |
seances |
| subject: |
ruv |
| religion: |
really moot |
| book: |
pee's (doG says it sucks, too) |
| motto |
| let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. |
