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keeper
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| basics |
| home: | da redhouse in
gorham, ME |
| gender: |
male! (well, i had da nutscut, but i'm still a dude) |
| d.o.b.: |
january 16, 1996 |
| a.k.a.: |
wee keeper mcheathcliff hound of cashel, mr. woofles, little guy,
keepiedoodle |
| job: |
taking' care of da
redhouse an' da darks an' sneakies. makin' sure evilcattribble doesn't get
in trouble. also makin' sure da mailman is terrified of da redhouse in
Maine, even though we like him. Teachin' Samson da ropes. Also bein' funny
an' silly an' bustin' stuff. |
| hobbies: |
Two words:
Kitty Rochas! haha..........I ruv my soccerball, an' I
ruv to romp in da grove an' WOOF at da twoleggers in da field. An' hide an' seek
with DarkMummy. An' singin'. |
| goals: |
To frighten
away all da twoleggedfootballers in da field with my
wondermous woofin'/barkin'/snarlin'. To live someplace where I can SWIM
again! To see a Wastiffarian in da WhiteHouse. |
| turn-ons: |
My Missy-Poo, da Ruv of my life of course! |
| favorites |
| food: |
Yorkshire
Puddin' an' roastbeast. But I also ruv
Goldfishcheddarcrackers. |
| appendage: |
Paws!!! (this
answer would be FAR different had I not had da
nutscut) |
| activity: |
Rearrangin'
furniture in da redhouse, singin', stompin' my feet
really loud. I can't decide which is my favorite - hmmmm............ |
| color: | Green, most
definitely. Even though we're not supposed to be able to
distinguish colors |
| aromas: |
broilin'
steak an' also Kitty Rochas! |
| song: |
"Big, My
Secret" from da film "Da Piano". That's my favorite song, an'
Mummy plays it for me every day :) |
| book: |
Interview
With da Vampire, an' Da Vampire Lestat. They was da most
delicimous. I also liked Da Complete Shakespeare, but I didn't get to finish that
one. Also da Grateful Dead Family Album. |
| twolegged: |
I can't pick
either Dark seperately, so I'll say..........Nomar
Garciaparra. |
| time: |
7pm |
| jeopardy category: |
I like
BadPoo's pot-purry category! hahaha.... |
| movie: |
Da Secret
Garden, cuz it has da GoddessMrs. ATTFIELD'S Wastiffs in
it! |
| OS: |
Windows 95. I think we need an upgrade, hahaha.......... |
| wwf star: |
Da Undertaker? Goldberg? I gotta think about this one..... |
| unfavorites |
| twolegged: |
anyone in MY yard that isn't supposed to be, an' Osama
trashbinladen of course, cuz he pissed off my DarkMummy an' wrecked that nice shady
street in da city. Now it's too sunny, says AuntieJenny. |
| fourlegged: |
I don't really have an unfavorite fourlegged, but if I can think
of one, I'll let you know. |
| invention: |
robotic fourleggeds, an' da innernet of course! Also da
WastiffCalendar. |
| subject: |
Literature. It's most yummy. |
| religion: |
Wastiffarian! |
| book: |
I think I told you already, but if I didn't: Interview With da
Vampire, which I enjoyed SO much, I just hadta eat da sequel too. |
| motto |
| "SCREW YOU - I do what I want cuz I'm KEEPER!!!!!" hahaha......I say
this every night to da Darks :) |
