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jackson
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|
| basics |
| home: | armadillo |
| gender: |
eunuch |
| d.o.b.: |
june 18, 1993 |
| a.k.a.: |
jackdog, lardass |
| job: |
keeping the bitches in
order |
| hobbies: |
stealing food off the
counter, humping on tango |
| goals: |
better food |
| turn-ons: |
i don't remember |
| favorites |
| food: |
meat -
preferably standing rib roast |
| appendage: |
duh? weiner,
weiner, weiner |
| activity: |
chasing the
water brat |
| color: | jackdog passed on
sharing his favorite color with us |
| aromas: |
zsazsa, bron
and tango, 2 times yearly |
| song: |
satisfaction |
| book: |
sick puppy,
by carl hiaasen |
| twolegged: |
n/a |
| time: |
n/a |
| jeopardy category: |
hot
humpables |
| movie: |
n/a |
| OS: |
n/a |
| wwf star: |
n/a |
| unfavorites |
| twolegged: |
whoever took my testicles |
| fourlegged: |
elvis (i don't care if he is dead i hate him) |
| invention: |
leash |
| subject: |
rocket science |
| religion: |
southern baptist |
| book: |
what all good dogs should know |
| motto |
| if it is on the counter, it is mine. |
