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loki
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| basics |
| home: | da butt ponds,
pencilstate |
| gender: |
dog (duh!) |
| d.o.b.: |
september 25, 1998 |
| a.k.a.: |
ch tamarack loki at ragnarok, booba-day, dick dog (which is what
mommy calls me) |
| job: |
always working, seeing
that no silliness occurs, and of course humpin but i do dat for free |
| hobbies: |
sniffing
butts and peeing on tings, occasioally going to dog shows |
| goals: |
to hump. to
eat more. to beat dawibbonhog someday. |
| turn-ons: |
bitches, large fleece balls, 2-leggers that bend over. pretty much
anything i can get to hold still. |
| favorites |
| food: |
cottage
cheese |
| appendage: |
my winkie
(duh!) |
| activity: |
humping,
playing soccer wiff daddy |
| color: | i'm color blind
you freakin bastard! |
| aromas: |
stinky girls
in heat, butts in general, anything cooking on da stove |
| song: |
"DaMachaBoobyDay" song daddy sings to me in da shoe ring |
| book: |
never ate a
book |
| twolegged: |
daddy (duh!).
i tolerate mommy and da ers. i like da judges who caress my balls ever so
gently. |
| time: |
da first
morning pee, when da world is still covered in due. |
| jeopardy category: |
what's
murf murf thinking for $1000 please, alex. |
| movie: |
should i say
"dog day afternoon?" i usually sleep during movies, being sure to snore so
loud no one can hear them. |
| OS: |
commodore |
| wwf star: |
indian jay strongbow (before he became da chief!) |
| unfavorites |
| twolegged: |
da UPS man |
| fourlegged: |
beezer aka bigdumbdog |
| invention: |
that stoopid latch on da screen door, followed closely by baby gates |
| subject: |
surveys |
| religion: |
dey is all equally contemptible |
| book: |
anything in paperback. hardbacks are better to chew. |
| motto |
| don't have one yet. |
