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karen
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| basics |
| home: | green and white
house on ivy lane |
| gender: |
F |
| d.o.b.: |
july 10, 1996 |
| a.k.a.: |
belly rub whore |
| job: |
Mother |
| hobbies: |
Laying in my
baf tub in the hot sun |
| goals: |
to live the
rest of my life in peace and one day join my beloved champ at the bridge |
| turn-ons: |
Belly rubs belly rubs and more belly rubs |
| favorites |
| food: |
anything without a pill inside
it. sneaky two legs think they are soo smart; we see right
throu
gh their treats.. PLEASEEE.. |
| appendage: |
nipples are
wonderful when they swing in the breeze... |
| activity: |
as lil as
possible PLEASEEEEE.. |
| color: | I love all
colors,
the brighter the better.. Why do you think stupid two legs made up and believe the rumor that we are
color blind? what babble is that anyway? how the hell do they know what we
can or can not see? |
| aromas: |
the orange
trees in bloom, the lilac bushes at night and early morning honey suckle.. |
| song: |
the bump oh
lets do the bump gotta do the bump.. |
| book: |
jane air. the
only thing missing was a guide wastiff; screw that skinny great dane Orson
whales
had in the movie too.. |
| twolegged: |
fatty - she
gives the best belly there is. she is my most favorite person in the world,
her a
nd Chris. do you know she saved
me from bad bad bad people? she waited for me to come to her, she never tried
to force me to do what
I didn't want to, and for that I
love her most, but don't tell her cause I can play her like a fiddle if I
sulk for her. I am her most
favored among wastiffs now that my
husband champ has passed.. (dog bless his soul) I say even before he passed
she always paid me the most attention.. |
| time: |
we do not
believe in time here unless you are talking space continuum and time travel? |
| jeopardy category: |
shhhhhh,
don't tell fatty, but I will take 1000 on famous wastiffs the world over. now spin the wheel, Pat, and get the hell out of the way, Vanna (no one is
looking at you).. |
| movie: |
carl just
brought home harry pothead, i think that is what they call it, and I most
enjoyed it. the 3 headed mastiff was great. I also like Overboard with
Goldie Hawn and willie wonka or was that some other actor? |
| OS: |
we do not watch bad poo porn here, not not allowed, bad bad bad.. |
| wwf star: |
silly two legs throwing one another around is not my idea of stars.
now my favorite star, errr stars had to be the big dipper,
well between that and the milkyway? |
| unfavorites |
| thing: |
canned dog food. I heard i was made of ground eye balls and squirrel
bits and every since it gags me. |
| twolegged: |
hands down evil's son, but it is a close tie with
pignosedstupidassedneighborwhomustdiesoon |
| fourlegged: |
the coyottees that hang out in the white trash house's orange grove behind
us. they howl it up all
hours of the night, and they talk such trash, cussing and foulness.. |
| invention: |
the phone. if I could ever figure out how to use it I would call my
sister Laurie down in FL and see how she is.. |
| subject: |
the uses of belly button lint? WHY? |
| religion: |
the yehovas witness. why are they always creeping around our hood and
what are they trying to witness?
I think they are wastiff spies hired by cats trying to look into our most
private of lives and spread rumors about us.. |
| book: |
phone book. if I can't dial out what good is it? |
| motto |
| belly rubs, get your free belly rubs, somebody rub my belly
PLEASEEEEEEEE |
