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missy
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| basics |
| home: | Land of fake
boobs sunshine and palm trees |
| gender: |
bender just depends on my mood |
| d.o.b.: |
november 2, 1999 |
| a.k.a.: |
melissa p rotwilder |
| job: |
Looking cute first and
foremost.. 2nd: Keeping my sister and mother in line.. 3rd: Great bird hunter o' hel's house |
| hobbies: |
Tanning in
the sun, Killing crows |
| goals: |
to some day
marry the love of my life Keeper. To stay alive long enough to see pig nose
neighbor die a horrible death. |
| turn-ons: |
Keeper Mackenzie's ever slightly greying muzzle.. his sweetness and
poems he sends me.. his
muscles rippling
in his strong powerful chest in the photos he sends me.. Walking in the rain
some day wif keeper.. |
| favorites |
| food: |
HMM would
have to say half eaten rooster bad christine and Carl made us stop eating..
But fatty
did
share her strawberry shortcake last week and I must admit it is food o the
gods and would like some
more often. When good Christine brings me wobbies and treats.. NOT NOT
BEGGIN STRIPS POOHHHHH taste like beggin shits. |
| appendage: |
Favorite??
Keepers tongue |
| activity: |
breakfast |
| color: | green |
| aromas: |
fattys cooking and when Rose says hey smell this and burps in my face.. for some
reason it always smells of tuna? |
| song: |
smack my
bitches up by snoopdog |
| book: |
I am doglexic
I don't like to read but I do like the pictures in Jane magazine |
| twolegged: |
Hands down
good Christine.. the fatty.. Worst two legger, evil's son thumbs down if I had
them.. |
| time: |
There is no
time in the land o sun cept breakfast and dinner time.. |
| jeopardy category: |
fatty does
not let us watch it she says Alex is a perverted bastard.. he also pushes women at
airports and has the nerve to say DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? like anyone would?? |
| movie: |
Orphans with
Albert Finey and Matthew Modine.. never a better movie made and they should
have
had oscars.. |
| OS: |
what is dis? OHHH SHIT? |
| wwf star: |
none; they is stupid. I am glad the world wildlife fund sued them and
made them change their
name. |
| unfavorites |
| twolegged: |
Evil's son once again. notice how he manages to get himself mentioned
twice? LIL BASTARD..human farts blamed on us.. get real.. |
| fourlegged: |
never sniffed a 4 legger I did not like? |
| invention: |
can opener. every damn time rose hears it she thinks it is time to
eat and goes nuts.. |
| subject: |
horror movies. WHY? they are sooooo dumb.. same plot same slasher same
teenage titties being
slashed.. |
| religion: |
has to be pignosed neighbors' ritual sacrifices.. It's like Billy
Bob.
latest: ducks and beavers. do you smell burnt feathers? |
| book: |
all of them. DUH. I am doglexic and the words move off the page.. |
| motto |
| girl dogs can and will mark their own territory, too, damn it.. |
