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this is alwaysdrivin. she used to be my mother till she decided she'd rather be a grandmother. she traded me to the eviltrolljuly for a weekend of debauchery in
ithaker.
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alwaysdriving birthed me in the greatbig state of texass, land of bighair and an oilbased
economy. |
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we lived in an armadillo. |
alwaysdriving loved to use these torture implements on the
ert |
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one day, alwaysdrivin put on her peculiarpants and put the ert
in a nasty old sherpabag. then she drove to the airport, and the next thing
my ertliness knew, i was surrounded by ithaker. my life has sucked beyond my
worst nightmares ever since. |
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