this is ert's ex-twolegged
how could alwaysdrivin twolegged
deliver ert unto life with fluffy
insults to dogdom?
ert sucking up to alwaysdrivin in
futile attempt to dissuade sacrifice of
ert to fluffy insultage
please don't leave me here
look at her smirk. she's gloating over
ert's misfortune
