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smurf en hoffer
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| basics |
| home: | ithaker |
| gender: |
genuine |
| d.o.b.: |
may 17, 1991 |
| a.k.a.: |
the murf murf, min, bubba, een, smurf E. |
| job: | not liking
you |
| hobbies: |
dying, lint eating, seeking the elusive twelve-titties-please,
vinting fine poops |
| goals: |
to rid the world
of twoleggeds and terriers, to regain eyesight and to find something other
than lint to eat |
| turn-ons: |
the thought of leaving |
| favorites |
| food: |
the murf murf is fed only lint, so he has no choice but to list
that as his favorite. |
| appendage: |
the murf murf's
own, thank you |
| activity: |
enhoffing |
| color: | a lighter shade
of pale |
| aromas: |
eau de lady
wastiff, rotting cooter, the bottom of the murf murf's own peds, digby's
butt |
| song: |
a fridge for a
troubled hoffer |
| book: |
mein dumpf,
by dolf en hoffer |
| twolegged: |
any dead one |
| time: |
the murf
murf's twoleggeds' bedtime |
| jeopardy category: |
potent
potables |
| movie: |
guess who's
not coming to dinner (the murf murf) |
| OS: |
linux |
| wwf star: |
hulk hogan (even if he's now calling himself hollywood hulk hogan) |
| unfavorites |
| twolegged: |
it's a tie between evil and pee pee |
| fourlegged: |
duh. keeper. |
| invention: |
vegetarians |
| subject: |
ruv |
| religion: |
RCs |
| book: |
all hobbits; mastiff the aristocratic guardian |
| motto |
| the murf murf doesn't like you; the murf murf doesn't have to. |
