the main thing i don't like about
claws & paws is GOOCH*
*gooch: resident
lhapso, i.e. blackhearted little man who should return to tibet
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immediately after entering Claws & Paws, my poodle self is subjected to assault by lhapso. |
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gooch attempts to overwrite my mark on his territory. ba** then negated both our efforts with urine eraser. |
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goodpoodle distracts the lhapso while i check out his parts. his parts didn't impress me. |
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goodpoodle didn't actually distract gooch on purpose and fled once he realized what was going on. |
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gooch continues his violation of me, badpoodle, despite his twolegged's command to stop. |
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as ba takes my poodleness out of humping range, gooch gets in one last sniff. who can blame him. |
**ba: gooch's twolegged. evil says ba is short for barbara; i say it's short for humbug.