3:30 PM:  after 3 hours of being subjected to every hideous grooming tool known to ba, my poodleage awaits liberation.  evil arrives, and rather than negotiate my immediate release, she dithers about taking pictures of poodles behind bars.  gooch is the only one anticipating my release, mainly because he wants to get in a few more humps before i leave.
3:35 PM:  ba poses with the fruits of her labor, seemingly proud of the atrocities she has committed upon me, badpoodle.  goodpoodle is beyond distraught and nearing comatose.  i'm merely pissed off.