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Q: how many copies are enough?
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read what readers said

bruno pinktutu
if i could read, witch of coarse i cannot, dis here is the only book eye wood ever be reading. bigfatdaddy has 17 copies and dese are mostly envied by stockwatchin. the ert sure can right books. order now for that presentgivin day when it snowz.

robert pirsig
gee, i wish i had written that.

keeper mackenzie
what was the question?

MOOSE attfield
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d. andersin
gee, i wish i had written that.

loki schramm
this astute summary of the quantum mechanic could only have stemmed from the mind of ert lea enhoffer. his masterful dissection of the here, now and always in conjunction with fecal impaction define life, liberty and the pursuit of twelve tittiesplease.

zsabevil jones
i ate it. it was good.

frank rich
enhoffer is a genius. you need not read any other book.

guinness and caffrey's smith
MOOSE loved this after we explained it to him.

david manning
it's a winner!

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