ert haiku

little ert, so bad--
says ert, "it was badpoodle."
with stealth, much badness.


i hear, therefore ears!
correctly upward pointing:
upright ears of ert.


lowly worm, in my path-
where is your face, legless one?
ertly paws bring death.


sleep tight, twolegged,
sweet, sweet dreams while i eat you -
little teeth chewing toes.


i slink, thus i am.
you, however, stink, so scram...
cute/little/good ert.