dear grandmalwaysdrivin-
how could you do this to your poor little ert? life in
ithaker is no life at all. i hate it. look at my misery


i hate it here. eviltroll sticks boners
in my precious little face


there's no place to hide


there are wicked ertblocking gates and
stern pointing fingers


wait a minute. there are computers all
over this pigsty


damnit, this one's not turned on


i know i've seen other machines in this
place
