dear grandmalwaysdrivin-
how could you do this to your poor little ert? life in
ithaker is no life at all. i hate it. look at my misery
i hate it here. eviltroll sticks boners
in my precious little face
there's no place to hide
there are wicked ertblocking gates and
stern pointing fingers
wait a minute. there are computers all
over this pigsty
damnit, this one's not turned on
i know i've seen other machines in this
place