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when al gore and pee pee panderssin
created the internet, their target audience was the twolegged segment
of the
population. in that they themselves are twolegged, nothing more
could be
expected. al's philanthropic nature and pee's megalomania were both
served
by their endeavor, and twoleggeds the world over benefited from the
bounties
of cyberspace. overlooked, as always, were those who walk the
earth on four
legs.
when the murf murf first went online in the early 30s (the murf murf so
fondly remembers his commodore-14), he searched the bulletin boards
high and
low for his thumbless brethren. pornzee and acne abounded, but not
a single
woof was heard. when the web was born, the murf murf hoped the
appeal to a
lower common denominator would increase the likelihood of finding other
quadrupeds of the wastiffian kind. alas, www never prefaced
anything aimed
anywhere but the twolegged.
so confronted, the murf murf realized the only one who could rectify
the
appalling lack of caninic territory webwise was the murf murf, and thus
came wastiff, the mailing list for enhoffers, by enhoffers. the
list's main function, of course, is to worship the listowner,
i.e. the murf murf, but that's the acknowledged standard for email
lists.
Recent Postings
Keeper Yapped: Herroooo!!!! Ruv, Ruv, Ruv, all I need is Ruv. Has anyone
seen Artos the Blank Faced Bear?
MOOSE Bellowed: HELLOOOO! IS ANYONE IN NEED OF HUMPING? I'M QUITE
BRILLYANT
AT IT AND AM AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY.
Loki Snidely Commented: ==>Anorexia - it's the right thing to do. I
really don't want to be a ribbon hawg.
Past Projects
1998: a highly skilled team of listmembers orchestrated the rescue of
gry***n, a wastiff whose suffering was almost as great as the murf murf's.
gr*pho* was put into the wastiff protection program and relocated to a
location so secret even he doesn't know where he is.
1999: the murf murf eliminated world hunger and benevolently shared
credit with the other list members (though, of course, everyone knows it was
the murf murf and only the murf murf who did the hunger eliminating).
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