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| i'm just a little ert, as shaggy as can be. | ||
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| it's not my fault; don't reprimand me. | ||
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| i'm never groomed, i'm never cleaned, | ||
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| my ertly self shines forth, undemeaned. | ||
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| i'm just a little ert, as shaggy as can be. | ||
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| it's not my fault; don't reprimand me. | ||
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| i'm never groomed, i'm never cleaned, | ||
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| my ertly self shines forth, undemeaned. | ||
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