FRIDAY, 12:15 PM: evil gets out the
poodle leashes!  excitement prevails as a walk is anticipated.  around whose
necks will she fasten collars?  first blessed is me, badpoodle, as i am her
favorite who walks upon the ground she worships.  though i deserve her full
attention, she also collars goodpoodle, who, in my opinion, is too autistic
to appreciate leaving the house.
12:19-12:25 PM:  evil tries to get goodpoodle to look at the camera. goodpoodle finds evil, the camera and life in general terrifying.  he refuses to look at the camera.
12:26 PM:  what looked like a walk now looks like a less than optimal situation as i find myself in The Car.  nothing good ever comes of being in the car.  cars go to the needlesticking place or waterdunking-scissorswielding place.  i have use for neither.  i am consumed with shame over my earlier display of enthusiasm.  evil gave no sign she was up to no good, and it is rare that she do anything but worship me, badpoodle.  i don't like evil;  i don't have to.
12:27 PM:  goodpoodle, look at the damn camera.
12:30 PM:  damn!  it's the waterdunking-scissorswielding place.  for the next 3 hours, i, badpoodle, will suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous topiary, a cruel exercise whose only point is to amuse evil and hairy.  there was a time when evil swore she'd never subject any poodle of hers to such pointless poofery, but after years of whining, hairy finally wore her down.  my hair was just getting comfortable on my skin; i should've know that would lead to coiffure.