this is ert's ex-twolegged

how could alwaysdrivin twolegged
deliver ert unto life with fluffy
insults to dogdom?

ert sucking up to alwaysdrivin in
futile attempt to dissuade sacrifice of
ert to fluffy insultage

please don't leave me here

look at her smirk. she's gloating over
ert's misfortune

ert will never again behold the chinese
writing pants of always drivin